sex ed

haha... today so funny during RnW... we did sex ed and thn we were supposed to sit according to lamb, lion n lobster... thn whn it was celine's turn, she chose milton and milton chose joshua... haha
thn celine mus start first as she is the lamb and she needs to find sentances of saying NO to sex thn nxt milton hu needs to say one of the consequences and joshua in the lobster grp needs to say wad other alternatives are there other thn sex...
celine: im sry but im vry tired... i wna go home n rest
milton: sex cause unwanted pregnancies
joshua: lets go o my hse and feed my lobster!!
whole class: hahahahaha
damn funny!! EPIC

WOW

omg... phyllis is such a talent.. she wrote this:
*i treasure the times we spent together... there are times of sadness...times of joy. There was not doubt i love you...but he needed me more than you do...i also needed him as i cant bear to see him being in sadness...i had to go back...heaven separated us...we were not meant to be. My tears are dried up already... dried bcos of you. I will nvr forget you...there will always be a corner in my heart... which belongs to you... and you will be in my heart forever. Once again goodbye my love.*

awww... phyllis is such a sweetie :Dwrite more :D im anticipating

chia bomber...

wad is the problem with you? as a teacher, shudnt u make our lives easier and not make it worse? You as a teacher should be responsible for your actions... wad makes u so biased against the girls and guys? making them serve their punishment first... it has alr been a month and now thn u tell us say u wan us to have detention... the rest have alr served detention... i noe tt playing poker is illegal but why until now thn say? u said we can think of the punishments we want for ourselves. but in the end, u dw give us....
ytd me and beckie went to see stupid FP to ask him if we can serve our detention before exams and he said" no.. i wan you to g home and study.. whn u are in detention, you cant study ath" wth is wrong with you? since when have you been so concerned about students? all u care about is ur sexual pleasures with OXH. you try to act cool by wearing a ring on ur fourth finger. as if u will be married... for goodness sake... look at urself. u think u will get married? DREAM ON!
i noe that u purposely wan to torture us after the exams... hu in the right mind will wan to stay back after exams for stupid freaking 3 days of detention jus by playing poker during camp... so wad if u are a teacher? you have no right to abuse ur power. we have done reflections which many did not do when they were caught playing poker. come on! wad is wrong with u teachers? 11 is too early for us... u wan slp early go slp luh... u wan have sex with oxh we oso dun gave a damn about it... u can have ur slp, why cant we? why mus u knock on our door and request for spot check at 12 whn u asked us to slp at 11... this is totally ironic...
You totally have no respect for us. U FP u can jus go F yourself... u can quit. we dunnid a teacher like u in sch! when there is some relief teacher, feeling desperate, you go and ask them for their number and harrass them. you are a SICKENING PERVERT. if u wan sex, thn go geylang... there gt alot of females for u to touch.
U WAN US TO SUFFER, WE MAKE U SUFFER. why not the punishment for us be making u slim down? we can raise fund for u to go for liposuction. thn we will purposely ask the doctor to make a mistake and u can RIP forever. GET OUT OF OUR LIVES U HENTAI.

motivation!!!!!!

haha... i got motivations to study now :DD
BIO- think of beating shijin and milton :D
CHEM- beat andrew
CHI- beat andrew
MATH-beat andrew n milton
A MATH-beat andrew and milton
GEOG-beat mengshuen
HISTORY- all the interesting things :D
SS- Think of all my failures and motivate myself not to fail alr
haha.. hope i realli can ace this exams realli well.. i jus wna fail any subjects and do my best. i dun wna comcentrate on studies and i jus realise tt i have been lagging bhind for alot of work... sigh.. when will i ever start catching up? when will i wake up from this dream?

WAKE UP!!!

THANK YOU ;D

hey, thank you for walking all the way from home to sch jus to bring me my ss file :( i was so touched that i cried during lunch. i did not know that your love for me was so deep... i felt so guilty for having u walk that stretch of road and when u reached u were panting.. u waited patiently for me everytime i asked u to fetch me no matter if its 15 minutes or even 2 hours... you never once complained about how rude i was to u. you never fail to take good care of me and shows me more concern than my mother. I felt so sad and guilty when i realised that u walked all the way from home. i forgot that the car was sent for servicing. you are so old and yet, never fail to do anything. no matter wad i asked you to do, i never heard one word of complain from you... you did so many things for me and yet i failed to do those for you too... AMA... I LOVE YOU :D THANK YOU FOR ALL THOSE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME. I'M SORRY

scammed

OMG!! Totally screwedfor SS test... TOTALLY SCAMMED BY MISS K!!! haha... she gave us the question on the grandparent caregiver relief and thn we were supposed to write essay on: how does the grandparent caregiver relief help to prevent aging population? and thn i thought it was write this factor plus two others from the pro family measure but after the test i asked miss k. and she said we were supposed to link to wad pro family measure is and the other two factors is the graduating mother scheme etc... and i totally wrote out of point.. whn i knew, i knew i was a total goner.. sigh... scammed.... :(

today, went to piano in the morning and gt scolded for not cutting my nails, and not practicing my piano...sigh... exam coming alr and i only finished 2 pieces... wad a failure... sigh... hope i can at least pass it. getting close to distinction.. thn went fky study for abit before going for class.. and i learnt tt chek hoe not coming.. waste my time... went for lunch... roti prata!! have been craving for it since like last monday?? finally!!! haha...thn i ordered one mushroom,chese,onion prata and another egg... i thought it was small so i ordered two.. in the end, turns out to be super freaking big... i ate abit and i was full... i left like half of each? so waste food.. haha... thn went to amk hub to walk arnd.. we went to the arcade and we played the usual game, spot the diff.. haha... the machine is HORNY... lots of woman...haha... vry funny... thn they played moshimashi or wdv gt realli high until ks lost.. and steven had to play by himself.. haha o.osat bus home, too sick, i slept and whn i woke up, had a big fight with mummy,again, as usual... sigh.. whn can we not have world war in the hse?

HAI... catherine has a sad life, waking up at 5 which she din do before :( well, but we went to visit ah gong :) first time... it was quite fun though, esp. with jeremy they all ... haha...it was so tiring at first but in the end it was not so and this is the time when the whole family get tgt and meet which is once in a lifetime.. after that we went to eat dim sum :D yay... so nice :D and thn mum was like forcing Jordan to hug her.. and he was like struggling to break free from her.. so my mum was like ok... play scissors paper stone... u win u kiss me .. i win i kiss u .. and he agreed.. it was so funny :DD

after that went home to sleep for a while before meeting beckie and neh neh ... neh neh look so cute wearing a dress!!! haha... went to watch "WHEN IN ROME" it was sooo nice... i cried, as always.. the shows that catherine watch is forever so touching and sweet, well some sad too :D awww... before that, neh and beck went to NUM to buy shirt and pants.. they bought one mr bump and mr silly female boxer? idk wad exactly it is but its jus so cute.. thn beck oso bout a tank frm thr.. seond piece 20%off and beck bout those 2 for 70 plus while neh bought the pants for like 30 plus? beck shirt cos 60 so with the pants its 90? but she paid 70 so beck is worth it neh no money so cant buy.. haha thn she regretted not buying!! haha....

Took bus with beck home and went to her hse to watch final destination 3. on the way thr, the bus was filled with blacks and cheena ppl and we were like the only normal ppl thr? haha... so stinky :D Final Destination was not realli tt scary but after awhile mum came to pick me so i made her go all the way down with me cos i was so scared.. haha :D learnt my lesson.. nxt time watch with more ppl :DD

APRIL's FOOL DAY!!!

today is april's day and i came in early to make OREO WITH DARLIE!!! haha... i brought the used toothpaste and beckie brought 4 packs of oreo and we twist the oreo open and squeeze the tube on the cream and put it back tgt so it looks jus like oreo :D first beckie gave it to fsy and he ate it... thn john came and he said he wanted one so beck gave him one whn he ate, he eat it like nth happen and he said it was nice... o.o and he took another one again -.- thn jamal took my toothpaste and put a smiley face on sud's chair and he din even realise!! haha... the guys thn started putting toothpaste on the handles of the door so whn someone walks in he'll have to touch the toothpaste and they started fooling around with it-.- Its funny because we also changed the labels of our class to FG :D and many teachers actually walked into our class think that it was FG :D haha... so funny...

Bio test was okay today.. jus tt ytd i was too pissed until i was not in the right mood to study so i noe i din do well as expected... but yay!!! im gna mug for the nxt chap.. TRANSPORT IN MAN!!! whoots...im gna get high marks for it.. cos... got the heart! YAY~~!! Y